3 things to do while being sick

1. Count how many kleenex you can use in an hour.
2. Solve all the X-Files except one so they can still make another movie.
3. Invent a new food substitute that will stay down no matter how bad it gets.

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1. Compare the last green wad of mucus to the one just blown and convince yourself “Lime Green” is just the right tint for painting a room in the house.
2. Flip through the channels so fast on your TV until you hear a the words “Fat Fanny Satan pants”, oddly enough it happens more than once.
3. Call the pizza guy and ask him for a long term commitment on sausage.

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