Imperial units for the Fecal Load

Monday, August 18th, 2008
by Terry

I have heard the expression “shitload” an awful lot. I myself have used it many time but exactly how much is a shit load? Well that tomb of universal knowledge known as Wikipedia could not answer that one for me. So I turned to the next best thing… The Urban Dictionary. Here is what I found.

The base unit for fecal “loads”.  Not a whole lot, but will still take a large amount of time to do or be really hard to carry
IE: That’s a buttload (aka shitpot) of comics.

The other fecal loads follow suit as such:
buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload.
Metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
IE: dude, that’s not a shitload. that’s barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

Other variations will end with the mythical “Fuckton” . I am not sure of the actual measurement but I believe it to be fuckload x10.

IE: I used to have a shitload of paperwork to do but now under the new management I have an Imperial Fuckton.  To make up for it I am going to take a shitpot of post-it notes and staples home with me.