humor

Operators are standing by

We just started to give Noah access to the television this summer.  I realize that I have been lax in monitoring what he watches.  I have locked him out of most channels except history and cartoon ones.  Given today’s TV standards I should still monitor more than that.  This morning I was hit with the TV influence upside the head.  I was getting some coffee when he blasted me with this bit of wisdom.  He asked if he could have breakfast and I told him that I would make it after I finished pouring my coffee.  To that he responded - “You have to act now because operators are standing by.”  What more could  do but to make him some waffles.